I had a weird dream. 2 parter. first part i was riding in a car with my parents through a familiar part of town, and there was this naked dude just strolling down the sidewalk, but he was really freaky. guy seemed to have 2 extra vertebrae, his torso was elongated and so was his neck. he spun his head around 180 degrees, looking behind him, then completed the rotation. then i thought his legs were reversed too, and i lost track of what way his body parts were facing.
second part of the dream my friend came down to visit, and we bought beer, but he bought tons and was just being really aggressively annoying, somehow we ended up with masturbation devices like pic related, but he got two and they were huge, and he just used them furiously right in front of me.
of course it was a dream so I just took at all as slightly odd at the time.
really weird upon waking up. the only connection to irl i can think of is that i bought some warm-sensation lube and was going to use my j/o toy in the morning.