Djinn-chan
No.13516
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Hungover as fuck but tha coronabux finally came
Just had the craziest, most realish dream in a while
Ok so there was a giant, half-a-street-light sized monster on the street outside of my house and i was getting really annoyed with it vecause it was scaring my dog so i lured it into my house and snapped its neck using all the weight of my smol lil body
Anyway so some mail arrived and all of it was either thigh highs or clothes or sex toys, but the mailman just kinda threw it on the ground (probably because there was the corpse of a big ole monster)
Anyway, my family found it and was like, "who is this sissy shit for" so i was like "must've been a wrong delivery" so i told them i would send it back but instead i just threw it in my closet
Anyway, for some reason me and my /pol/ bro went for a drive, but i was on my phone texting with a guy i'd been flirting with, but my bro didn't respect my privacy so he looked and saw some messages, so i said i was in a groupchat, but he saw more and then we crashed in traffic in an urban area